Sentences I never thought I'd say

• Please stop licking the cat.
• If you take a bite of brownie I'll let you have another sip of my coffee.
• Don't lick the toilet!
• Don't lick the ground!
• Don't lick mummy!
• Yelling in kitty's face is like hitting her with your voice.
• If cars get flushed down the potty they go to Car Hell. Where they cry. FOREVER.
• All mummy wants for Chrismukkah is one day where I get to use with bathroom in private. 
• You are never too busy to love kitty, or anyone else for that matter.