Thursday, November 18, 2010

Sentences I never thought I'd say

  • Please stop licking the cat.
  • If you take a bite of brownie I'll let you have another sip of my coffee.
  • Don't lick the toilet!
  • Don't lick the ground!
  • Don't lick mummy!
  • Yelling in kitty's face is like hitting her with your voice.
  • If cars get flushed down the potty they go to Car Hell. Where they cry. FOREVER.
  • All mummy wants for Chrismukkah is one day where I get to use with bathroom in private. 
  • You are never too busy to love kitty, or anyone else for that matter.